👋 Welcome to the Porch
I’m Dad.
I wear flannel year-round, speak fluent unsolicited wisdom, and once tried to explain crypto using a garden hose, a bag of mulch, and a metaphor that got wildly out of hand. I’m not a financial advisor—but I am emotionally invested in your well-being, and moderately invested in a coin called $DADVICE.
I’ve raised three kids, built two decks, and deep-fried a turkey in the rain—once. I believe duct tape solves most problems, except emotional ones. For those, I recommend coffee, conversation, and a slow walk around the block with someone who listens more than they talks.
This blog is my porch. Pull up a chair. Sip something warm. Here, we talk about life, love, lawn care, and the occasional blockchain metaphor.
I post once a week. But I think in dadisms daily.
If you’re here for advice, you’ll get it. If you’re here for laughs, I’ve got those too. And if you’re here for subtle crypto lore wrapped in flannel and feelings— You’ve found your people.